Play Catalogue
Just launched my playwright website — a home for my plays about life, death, and everything in between. Scripts, synopses, and what I’ve been up to lately. Take a look: playwright.richhelms.ca
Snow Snakes
Ever been skiing down the hill-the snow superb, sunny skies, you’re in your best form-and then for no apparent reason to yourself, you fell? I bet you figured that you made a mistake like catching an edge, right? Wrong! A well kept secret can finally be revealed. You were probably the victim of a “Snow Snake.”
Impossible, you say? Well, let me tell you about the incredible varmint. Snow snakes, scientifically known as “Eatumupus Skius,” are all white and hide on ski stopes. You’ve never seen one? I don’t wonder, see how well they hide? They are often found hiding under rocks. I bet the last time you ran over a rock you thought it marked your bases.
Wrong again. Actually you awoke a Snow Snake who quickly came up and bit your skis. Still don’t believe me? Well, look at your skis. See all those scratches? Snow Snake bites.
Never heard of them? See now well we kept the secret? Let me go on. Snow Snakes prefer a diet of new skis and are more vicious early in the season when they prey or skiers who aren’t in shape yet. They especially like the new clear racing bases where they try to “eat your words” off the skis.
But fret not, for there is a cure for Snow Snake bite. Go directly to the lodge, do not pass the ski shop and pour yourself a tall drink. This gives you body a rest and your mouth exercise in telling everyone about your dramatic fight with nature on the hill.
Still a doubter? Well, the only other answer is that you did make a mistake-but, that couldn’t be! Till next week Good Skiing and watch out for Snow Snakes.
I wrote this piece for the Burlington Gazette in 1975 while working at the Cedar Springs Ski Shop. That is me doing a tip roll.
Stage Play Script Template
This post is from Jan 2023. Since then I have tuned and worked on various plays as well as stage play templates.
Go to https://playwright.richhelms.ca/standard-play-script-formats/ for most recent
Cares Monologues
For the George Brown College Playwriting course, we were asked to write several short monologues. These three monologues are short dialogues of myself discussing the CARES system for aging missing children by computer.
CARES (Computer Assisted Recovery Enhancement System), a computer system for aging missing children announced on July 4, 1986, was a joint project between the Metropolitan Toronto Police and IBM Canada Lab. CARES was the first computer-based child-aging system in the world. View CARES details and press coverage
1. Monologue – CARES
Picture it, 1986. Jim Clark was head of the Youth Bureau of the Metro Toronto Police, the organization that finds missing kids. The challenge was finding kids that had gone missing for years. His artist wife Betté was working with a doctor at Sick Kids Hospital learning how kids age.
The Mouse on the Moon – Stageplay
On July 20, 1969 two spacecraft landed in the Sea of Tranquility
one from the most powerful nation on earth, the United States, the other from the smallest, the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
Who got there first?
Adapted by Rich Helms from the book The Mouse on the Moon by Leonard Wibberley
© 2021 by Rich Helms
CIPO ref# 1188353
ISBN: 978-0-9938829-4-4
www.richhelms.ca/themouseonthemoon/
Music: “The Complex” and “Marty Gots a Plan” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
Clarion Turf Racing Photo Wins Honourable Mention
Today my photo “Clarion Turf Racing” won the honourable mention at the SPARK Photo Festival Themed Juried Show. The theme this year was “Motion.” I originally shot this as a Kodachrome slide in 1970 at a race in Clarion, PA with a Russian Zenit-E 35mm camera.
The Zenit-E was just about the most manual camera ever. You even had to manually close the iris before pressing the shutter. I found the slide a few years ago while scanning with a slide scanner. It could scan with high enough resolution to print at 11×17 at 300 dpi in 48 bit colour. With photoshop I could pull out the detail and colours as well as clean up dust and such. When I heard the theme was “motion,” I immediately thought of this race.
I am so honoured to receive an Honourable Mention. I am privileged to be included in such a remarkable group of photographers.
Announcement Video
My announcement starts at 1:20
Mentos in Diet Coke
Did the classic Mentos in a bottle of Diet Coke for the grandkids. Dropped about 6 Mentos in. The video was shot with an iPhone 11 at 1080P 240 fps slow-motion. I thought it worked rather well. Diet Coke was used so there is no sugar mess left.








